Guys are allowed to have fun too!
THE TRUTH ABOUT MASTURBATION
Masturbation is an essential requirement for life such as; food, water, oxygen, a roof over your head.... well, you get the point. Sure, when you were young your mother probably told you "Abuse it, and you lose it," sadly mother was wrong. Refuse to use it, and it may or may not function to it's fullest potential when you want it to. Masturbation can assist in creating more stamina for those who have experienced premature ejaculation, therefore prolonging the time before climax to have that extra "fun time." ;)
Think of it as going to the gym. You are excersizing a body part to increase its functionality, and the same goes for, let us say this together, MASTURBATION!
DILDOS FOR GIRLS, BUT WHAT FOR GUYS?
Well listen here Mister, do we have some information for you!
The most popular and common masturbator for men resembles a flashlight, albeit a very LARGE flashlight. But is that the only option? HECK NO! There are double-sided, clear, flesh colored, beer bottles, eggs, tubes, and fruity smelling female shaped GOODNESS!! Sadly, we are not Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but we're close to it!!! Drop by and our lovely staff will assist you in finding the perfect masturbator to fit your desired needs.
TENGA EGGS
These little beauties are perfect for guys who are newer to the aspect of assisted masturbation. They can stretch to 5" wide, and approximately 11-12" long, and the interior design was well thought out! Some designs even have air pockets that create suction and little bubbles of air to add even more sensation!! At just $12.99 a piece, you can begin your masturbatory journey with something less familiar, and more stimulating than lefty!
PURE BLONDE "BEER BOTTLE"
The most fun you will ever have with a 6-pack! Sold seperately obviously, these fun and unique bottles are only $54.99 and well worth it due to their reliability and with the proper cleaning supplies are REUSABLE!
WANT SOME PIRATE BOOTY?
SALE PRICE: $27.99
We have Jesse Jane and Sasha Grey Booty Strokers!!
With a light-fruity scent and ribbed interior, these ladies are a perfect companion or practice buddy! Based off of the beautiful stars of Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge, you could pick up a copy of the magnificantly executed movie and have your very own mutiny!!!
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!!
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