Friday 24 May 2013

LISTEN BOYS, TOYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS!! INVITE THEM INTO YOUR LIFE!

WARNING: EXTREMELY SATISFYING CONTENT


So you think these magical creations are something new during the last few decades? Well think again!! During the Victorian Era, doctors invented the vibrator!! Patients with symtoms of hysteria were treated with orgams, under the conclusion that the orgasms helped their symtoms dramatically. Believe it or not, they invented the vibrator because they got sick and tired of manually stimulating their patients!


IS THIS NORMAL?

A Vibrator and Banana are sitting on a girl's nightstand. Then the Banana says "Why are YOU shaking? She's going to EAT ME!"


Why yes, yes it is. The use of sex toys is so popular and common now, there is nothing to be shy about!! I understand men tend to be a bit nervous when meeting the little things, but they could work wonders for the men too!! How you ask?....

COCK RINGS:
• Helps hold an erection longer
• When taken off, sexual release can be 10X more satisfying
• Most of them have vibrating attachments
(So who needs a vibrator when your man is one?)

FINGER VIBES:
Watch her wiggle while she has multiple orgasms thanks to you!!
• Easy to hold onto, most have straps!
• Small and portable, bring them EVERYWHERE!!!

BEN-WA BALLS:
• Get her to use weighted ones and they can strengthen her PC muscles!
(That means stronger contractions, very good for the both of you!)
• Use them during intercourse to add stimulation for the both of you!!
• Grab connected ones and you or your girl could use them as makeshift anal beads!!

ANAL PLUGS:
• Not just for her, a mans prostate is his secret G-Spot!
(We carry prostate massagers as well!!)
• Adds the feeling of fullness for stronger orgasms!
• When your girl wears it, the fullness will push your penis towards the G-Spot
(Making her orgasms stronger, and from the added contractions, yours too!!)

 

So now that you have heard a little about our friends here,

are you daring enough to bring your sexual experience to a new high?


Pop by the store at ANY point (during our open hours) and our lovely staff
will assist you with any concerns, questions, and sexual additives you wish to try.

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