Friday 24 May 2013

LISTEN BOYS, TOYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS!! INVITE THEM INTO YOUR LIFE!

WARNING: EXTREMELY SATISFYING CONTENT


So you think these magical creations are something new during the last few decades? Well think again!! During the Victorian Era, doctors invented the vibrator!! Patients with symtoms of hysteria were treated with orgams, under the conclusion that the orgasms helped their symtoms dramatically. Believe it or not, they invented the vibrator because they got sick and tired of manually stimulating their patients!


IS THIS NORMAL?

A Vibrator and Banana are sitting on a girl's nightstand. Then the Banana says "Why are YOU shaking? She's going to EAT ME!"


Why yes, yes it is. The use of sex toys is so popular and common now, there is nothing to be shy about!! I understand men tend to be a bit nervous when meeting the little things, but they could work wonders for the men too!! How you ask?....

COCK RINGS:
• Helps hold an erection longer
• When taken off, sexual release can be 10X more satisfying
• Most of them have vibrating attachments
(So who needs a vibrator when your man is one?)

FINGER VIBES:
Watch her wiggle while she has multiple orgasms thanks to you!!
• Easy to hold onto, most have straps!
• Small and portable, bring them EVERYWHERE!!!

BEN-WA BALLS:
• Get her to use weighted ones and they can strengthen her PC muscles!
(That means stronger contractions, very good for the both of you!)
• Use them during intercourse to add stimulation for the both of you!!
• Grab connected ones and you or your girl could use them as makeshift anal beads!!

ANAL PLUGS:
• Not just for her, a mans prostate is his secret G-Spot!
(We carry prostate massagers as well!!)
• Adds the feeling of fullness for stronger orgasms!
• When your girl wears it, the fullness will push your penis towards the G-Spot
(Making her orgasms stronger, and from the added contractions, yours too!!)

 

So now that you have heard a little about our friends here,

are you daring enough to bring your sexual experience to a new high?


Pop by the store at ANY point (during our open hours) and our lovely staff
will assist you with any concerns, questions, and sexual additives you wish to try.

Friday 17 May 2013

Male Masturbators? Yes please!

Guys are allowed to have fun too!



THE TRUTH ABOUT MASTURBATION

Masturbation is an essential requirement for life such as; food, water, oxygen, a roof over your head.... well, you get the point. Sure, when you were young your mother probably told you "Abuse it, and you lose it," sadly mother was wrong. Refuse to use it, and it may or may not function to it's fullest potential when you want it to. Masturbation can assist in creating more stamina for those who have experienced premature ejaculation, therefore prolonging the time before climax to have that extra "fun time." ;)

Think of it as going to the gym. You are excersizing a body part to increase its functionality, and the same goes for, let us say this together, MASTURBATION!


DILDOS FOR GIRLS, BUT WHAT FOR GUYS?

Well listen here Mister, do we have some information for you!

The most popular and common masturbator for men resembles a flashlight, albeit a very LARGE flashlight. But is that the only option? HECK NO! There are double-sided, clear, flesh colored, beer bottles, eggs, tubes, and fruity smelling female shaped GOODNESS!! Sadly, we are not Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but we're close to it!!! Drop by and our lovely staff will assist you in finding the perfect masturbator to fit your desired needs.

TENGA EGGS



These little beauties are perfect for guys who are newer to the aspect of assisted masturbation. They can stretch to 5" wide, and approximately 11-12" long, and the interior design was well thought out! Some designs even have air pockets that create suction and little bubbles of air to add even more sensation!! At just $12.99 a piece, you can begin your masturbatory journey with something less familiar, and more stimulating than lefty!

PURE BLONDE "BEER BOTTLE"

The most fun you will ever have with a 6-pack! Sold seperately obviously, these fun and unique bottles are only $54.99 and well worth it due to their reliability and with the proper cleaning supplies are REUSABLE!

WANT SOME PIRATE BOOTY?

SALE PRICE: $27.99

We have Jesse Jane and Sasha Grey Booty Strokers!!

With a light-fruity scent and ribbed interior, these ladies are a perfect companion or practice buddy! Based off of the beautiful stars of Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge, you could pick up a copy of the magnificantly executed movie and have your very own mutiny!!!


BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!!



Stop by the store and you can select ones that vibrate, are beyond realistic, and even pick up a blow-job simulator!! With texture, a handy-dandy pump, and some even vibrate like our "French Kiss Blow-job Masturbator"!!!

Thursday 16 May 2013

ANOTHER LINGERIE SALE!!! UP TO 40% OFF

That's right, we've had another lingerie markdown!



Many items that were already on sale have been marked down by another 40%!
We have many different sizes available from XS-XXL so we are confident that you will find something to fit your body and sexy style.

Remember, all sales are final so we encourage you to come down and try on a few pieces.
Please keep in mind that items such as the catsuits, panties, stockings, and latex cannot be tried on.

We also have costumes if you want to try something a little different!


We hope to see you here at X-Citement Video where our friendly staff can help you find everything that you need!

Sunday 12 May 2013

Introducing the A-Spot

The G-Spot's little cousin that you need to know about!


Also known as the Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone, the A-spot doesn't get enough attention unlike the well known G-Spot. The A-Spot concept is attributed to Malaysian sex scientist Dr. Chua Chee Ann. In his research with female subjects suffering from vaginal dryness, he found that stimulation of an area deep in the vagina on the anterior wall resulted in rapid lubrication and arousal. He did not make his discovery public until thirteen years after it was made.


How to find the A-Spot

Located behind the G-Spot, near the opening of the Cervix, the A-Spot is the ultimate spot for pleasure.
Easily aroused by penile stimulation in Doggy Style, and other positions that push towards the upper wall of the vagina. This spot may be the culprit of many orgasms, time and time again.


 

Having fun with your A-Spot

Many G-Spot products offered can work wonders on your A-Spot play. Choose products that have a longer shaft on them in order for deep enough penetration to reach the A-Spot.

Final Notes:

Our experienced staff can assist you in finding versatile toys to meet all your pleasure needs. With a wide variety of G-Spot stimulators, there is a surplus of A-Spot compatible toys. Come in and ask about our toys capable of creating intense orgasms as soon as you want them!!!