What did the pirate think of the wench's booty?

He thought it was plunderful!

That's right everyone...

This month we are featuring our tresure chest full of Pirates paraphernalia.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Pirates merch here's what you need to know:

-All the toys are a spin-off of the original two movies Pirates and Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge, two of the most expensive pornos ever created.
-There are products that are design for both women and men.
-All of the products are very appealing to the eye. Seriously, the amount of craftsmanship and detail is crazy.
-Finally, they are really good quality products that are made from quality materials that will stand the test of time.

So what are the Pirates products? 

First, the Pendant Vibes. Not only are these bullets discretely disguised as a necklace, but they are visually appealing as well! They come in the 6 colours and each bullet has 5 different vibration settings. And they are waterproof.

Next we have the dual stimulation vibrators. These can be used to simultaneously stimulate the clitoris and the G-spot or each can be stimulated separately.

      

                                 

For those of you who like to keep things simple, there also 6 1/2 inch hard vibes. These also come in 5 different colours/patterns and have 5 different vibration settings.

Here is another option for those who prefer your toys to be discrete. These 4 inch hard vibes all come with their own "pleasure chest" for easy storage. They come in 3 colours and have three different vibration speeds. 

And now, time for something completely different. Guys, these next ones are just for you.

              

                               

Not only will these pleasure rings make you stay hard for longer, they all come with a bullet which can be used for added stimulation. For her and you.

 

Finally we have the Jesse Jane and Sasha Grey Booty Stokers. Both are available in flesh-toned or clear and have two different orafices that are textured for you to enter. And as an added bonus, they smell nice!

I hope this has inspired you to add some more X-citment to your life. Stop buy, check out these products and many many more!