Tuesday 26 July 2011

Introducing...

What happens when a group of clueless-to-blogging adult store workers want to start a blog? We make it up as we go! Just like in your sex life, throw away the “never done it, never will” attitude and give it a shot. Who knows what’ll come of it?
We want to introduce you to a phrase… Orga-zen.   Sure we still want the orgasm, that irreplaceable, sublime, earth cracking body spasm of ecstasy, but we’re here to give you the tools to achieve an Orga-zen too.  Its that zen feeling you get when your sex life is in balance with the rest of you.  Let’s face it, sex is basic animal need we all have a natural instinct for sexual satisfaction and intimacy.  If you ain’t havin’ it (with a partner or with yourself) then something isn’t jiving.
It’s all about information – those who know it have a responsibility to share.  No such thing as TMI here, the more information that’s floating around in the world, the more we’re all going to learn.
So just like the warnings at the beginning of every porno flick you’ll ever watch, we will precursor all the information we share with a general disclaimer: not everything we’ll talk about is medically recommended. But we don’t claim to be experts or doctors, we’re just speaking from personal experience and a knowledge of the toys we have in store to help make your bedroom (or whatever room or surface you choose to have sex in or on) a more interesting place ;)
Because really, who doesn’t want to participate in the activity that burns up to 150 calories an hour (for you calorie counting women out there), improves your mood, and helps you sleep better at night (as well as countless other health benefits)?

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